OnlyOneWing Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 You walk up to strangers and stare while you wait for them to talk. You do not reply to people when they talk to you because no conversation choices appear. :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenownedWolfman Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 you are late to work because you can't find the "E" button to get in your car. you ride a horse to work. (i live on a horse farm and have actually done this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motasa Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 ...you ponder why everybody else is an orc :psyduck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDX2000 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) You think life will get a lot more fun once people start modding it, and are praying every day to whatever gods you believe in (probably 8 or 9 of them) that they should release the tools they used for creation. You don't abuse the Stock Market exploit since owning money that does not even really exist would make real life less immersive. Also you never use the internet or phones since that would be like fast travel for information and you hate fast travel. You think the latest Bank Bailout patch created more problems than it fixed. Whenever you have a problem with anything getting stuck, you open the Skyrim console and type tcl. You try to make everyone you like essential, but you can't find their base ID. How frustrating! You receive email notifications whenever one of these is available on ebay: Iron Ingots, Leather Strips, Petty Soul Gems (Petty), Daedra Hearts, Iron Ore, Silver Ore. Why do you need iron and silver ore? To transmute them to gold, of course. Instead of leaving buildings the normal way, you jump out of windows and shout FEIM shortly before hitting the ground to avoid dama... splat. Good thing you just saved. Edited December 1, 2011 by QDX2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prolovegirl Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Don't laugh, but every time I see some nice flowers growing, I get an impulse to click on them! It's been happening since Morrowind! PLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkjedi73200 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 ...when you look at a cute girl and think about removing her clothes with a mod :biggrin: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rukks Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 You try to put a bucket on shopkeeper's heads and rob them blind. Nice lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motasa Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 ...you try to go up in every tall building in search of the 7000 steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMysteriousTraveler Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 You buy a new shirt then go and ask the shopkeeper for an enchantment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyOneWing Posted December 2, 2011 Author Share Posted December 2, 2011 You've researched and found a local meadery. :dance: (I did this and there is one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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