Wisdom in six words

[Pagafyr]

Did somoene say "Grease, or Grace?"

I would watch the movie Grease.

Is there a movie called Grace?

Or maybe Say good night Gracy?

Some old fart named George Burns.

George Burns wife Mrs. Gracy Burns. (He he he)

[zixi]

Fire burns when poked with fingers. 

Use a poker it is safer. 

[AaronOfMpls]

"Poke 'er?  I hardly know 'er!"

Has that joke been way overdone?

[Pagafyr]

Jokers and pokers stir up happiness.

Poker night was on every Thursday.

Jokers wives play weekends and days.

[zixi]

Fires that smoke make you cough.

[Guest deleted156886133]

Coughs that smoke are from marijuana.

I know because it's happening now.

I tried to hold it in.

But snot shot out my nose.

I may have a smoking problem.

However, there is a bright side.

Despite the boogers on my shirt,

THC effectiveness was far from diminished.

I can always wash my shirt.

[zixi]

Going left can often be right.

[Oblivionaddicted]

Does Burd shave using Mehrune's Razor?

[AaronOfMpls]

1 hour ago, Oblivionaddicted said:

Does Burd shave using Mehrune's Razor?

Silus Vesuius might well want to.

A wish that will go unfulfilled.

Edited April 23, 2024 by AaronOfMpls

[Maharg67]

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