Deleted54170User Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Only the wise understands wisdom. Be wiser now, because you've learned and don't ever turn your back on nature. There in learning is the beginning of wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mktavish Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Wisdom is just the bliss of ignorance wearing off . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M48A5 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Popping bubble wrap is like people's catnip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RatB0Y68 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 'Life is far too important to take seriously' (No idea who said this, so I'm taking credit for it today) Also, never trust a fart when you're ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M48A5 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 The amount of sleep required by a person is about half an hour more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 After much thought; I've concluded that the reason it has been so difficult for Archaeologist's to find Noah's Ark is because of a bunch of termites that stowed away aboard the Ark and nearly starved waiting for the day land was discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niphilim222 Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share Posted February 27, 2019 I was once alive inside but dead inside now, but still alive :turned: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 What did the Werewolf say when at the dentist's office. SHEEP?! Why is it you humans think we eat sheep? In anger he turns into his werewolf form. Rotten human tooth falls out. Chunk of his last kill drops out of the old tooth's empty socket. Turns back into a man. See that?! Pointing at the remains of his last kill. Does that look like sheep meat to you? Do I have to pay you still, now, since my new tooth grew in while I was turning back into a human? No matter! I'll just turn back into a werewolf and eat all your patients in the lobby and get my money back. Maybe I'll leave you one or two? That girl you've got working the desk is underage. Too young to be working for you. Maybe I'll tickle her pubic hairs with my long werewolf tongue so she'll never let a human touch her again. She'll only want a Werewolf like me. And if she likes me; I smell your scent on her as strong as it is today I'll rip you to little ribbons and feed you to some pigs I keep for those days when I want some of the other white meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mktavish Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I feel the wordy wisdom telling me to just say Wow :teehee: :facepalm: :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M48A5 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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