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Banned. We don't (often) drink alcohol. I cook with it. Banned for drinking Milton both actually and in the case of John Milton metaphorically. That way lies only the gnashing of teefs and Paradise Lost. 

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7 hours ago, zixi said:

Banned. We don't (often) drink alcohol. I cook with it. Banned for drinking Milton both actually and in the case of John Milton metaphorically. That way lies only the gnashing of teefs and Paradise Lost. 

I ban the gnashing of teefs because it must grind molars down faster and suggests that the ones who do are vegetarians who grind their molars down by chewing on salads and vegetables gnashing their teefs away.

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Banned for banning despair. (Do people really gnash their teeth in despair?)  Where is Despair anyway?

I think also the word 'molars' isn't allowed under section 891 7 para 78.

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I ban zixi and Pagafyr both for using the word "teefs" here -- it made me smile too much. 😀

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I ban AaronOfMpls for not wanting to smile so much more.  Because it takes more muscles to frown then it does to smile.

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I ban Pagafyr for being positive. Negativity has a bad press. It isn't fair. Negative can't help being negative. If it was doubly negative it would be a positive anyway so it's actually very inclusive. Positive will always be positive no matter what you do to it.

So banned...

 

Help! I'm being unduly  influenced by the sensible question silly answer thread!!! 

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And I ban zixi for not running with my Amélie reference in Magical Vending Machine. 

(If you've never seen it, it's a fun French movie, worth seeking out.  Though take a bit to forget my recent posts, in case I spoiled a twist in it.  Wikipedia -- IMDB)

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My husband loves that film. My hearing in French is now not good enough to follow conversation and I absolutely loathe subtitles sooo I'm all raspberry pi riposte.

Banned for citing films that require subtitles!

 

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I ban you because I saw a movie about a Major Payne who could have started out as a soldier and became a police officer who was shot and his family killed by drug dealers and his name might have been a Max Payne on his birth certificate

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