Pagafyr Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 I ban unsympathizers. I ban you for wielding a court judgement without a judges mallet. Ban. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Hah... I may not have a judgement mallet but I do have both Sunder (beat that!) and a mattock... And banned for not recognising the rights of unsympathisers. Unsympathisers have feelings too. Just not sympathetic ones... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 I ban you because it so early in the morning I know I am just dreaming that I am awake. Just like when I am driving along on the highway to heaven I remind myself, to, even when I know it's real and I am asleep at the wheel to remember to keep the vehicle on the side of the white line to my left. When I wake up I am fully rested and ready to go to work. Only now! I am employed in a dream where I am working harder walking around going to interviews hoping to get a good job earning 7 figure wages a year. I think I would be happy if my dream girl had a figure 8 again. I dream that I am so rich they mathematicians can't find a computer that can count that high. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) I ban Pagafyr for confusing me about how awake/asleep he is. Edited May 13 by AaronOfMpls enough that I accidentally a word in my post 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 unlike other birds robins don't chirp they Screech and there was at least 7 on my front lawn. I blame my neighbor for feeding them! actually I ban my neighbor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Goodness... that was heartfelt. I think you can really technically ban only those people who are actually here. Because otherwise - trust me - the list would be long and contentious... Banned for banning someone who is exempt from banning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) Zixi is banned for writing banning 2 times Edited May 14 by Drakefell01 Stupid auto correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 I ban you because a flock of Robins in one place spells trouble. Robins are competitive and usually have a nest their parents, parent's, parent's, parents, parent's, parent's as long as the tree stands the Robins offspring return to it in the Spring. They must have had their trees removed for them all to huddle like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I ban zixi and Pagafyr for not bringing up the banned Banned band in way too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I ban AaronOfMpls for dreaming up a ban while we think of some lyrics to add to our banned Banned band surreal list of songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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