MalachiDelacot Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Wish granted because when I finish posting this, I will email you the battery life of my phone I'm not using. I wish people would make funnier wishes. @ AaronOfMpls: On a serious note, this may help with the annoying calls: https://www.donotcall.gov/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Granted... I wish for twenty-five filleted pieces of barramundi so I can throw it at my neighbour when he plays the drums like a spastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungSinatra Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Granted. You threw these filleted fish at your neighbor and he became so enraged that he went and bought an illegal gun, snuck into your house late at night, and caved your head in with the butt of the gun, then forced all the fish down your throat. I wish my brain didn't allow me to come up with such violent scenes so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Granted. It now takes so much mental effort that you fall asleep on your keyboard immediately after posting. I wish I could finish my Nexus story installments faster with no loss of quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted but no one liked it because it was too artsy I wish for a rainbow emitting, eagle winged goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted, but it poops on you every time it takes flight. I wish the pan-dimensional pancreatic pustule popper next door would stop making more noise than the crowd of a heavy metal concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted, you no longer have to hear him as you are now deaf. I wish I was sat watching days of future past already as i cannot wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungSinatra Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted: but the only way you can watch it is in 3D with cracked 3D glasses. I wish that I had a million un-corruptible wishes that actually came true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted. Your million-and-first wish was the one that got corrupted. I wish the Wild hadn't gotten knocked out of the NHL playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus44 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 The Wild are put back in the series after its found the Blackhawks cheated by using a soft rubber puck that bounces, but then get beaten and lose the Cup to a wildcard SOJHL team in straight games. I wish I was back at work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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