Ironman5000 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted but noone told you they were flightless before you threw it from that 10th floor window I wish penguins could fly :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. They swarm you like the birds in The Birds. I wish I could think of a better wish than this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungSinatra Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, you think of a wish that actually means something, and it draws this post out longer, causing us all to pay more attention to it and rot away because we do nothing other than corrupt peoples wishes. I wish I could have thought of a better corruption than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but then your face melted. I wish spiders didn't keep staking their claims of the bathroom walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, they took over your house I wish for more My Little Pony: Friendship is Witchcraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungSinatra Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted; Though the incessant rant of said "Little Ponies" drives you completely mad and you start killing random people, and there are 22 horror films made because of you "based on true events". I wish there was a V/H/S/3 (if you don't know what V/H/S or V/H/S/2 is, feel free to give it a Google and possibly a watch, good movies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, it's called F/L/V and is to be released online, with a sneak preview on YouTube. But some idiot deletes the only copy before it can get posted -- probably the same idiot who mistakenly had all the backup disks of it destroyed. I wish the switch on my desk lamp actually worked, so I wouldn't have to unplug it to turn it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Wish granted because you finally got your butt off the chair and went to Home Depot and spent $1.59 for a switch to install. Too bad the cab fare was $25.00.I wish you had walked the 4 blocks to Wal-Mart and bought a new lamp for $12.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but then a lamp of your own breaks for some random reason. I wish this super awesome rendition of the Elder Scrolls theme was made into a mod for Skyrim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBIwt9zN82A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but Skyrim crashed and killed your computer before you could install the mod I wish for money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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