brokenergy Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted but Gamera died after the first act and you spent the next 2 hours watching Godzilla 1998 movie instead I wish for a two by four Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted. It's fallen to dry rot, though, and crumbles as you pick it up. I wish I had more good ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Wish granted, instead your mind explodes. i wish i had a 10000000mbps connection. Don't say your computer will explode, that's already taken. Edited June 8, 2014 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted but it got so much viruses and porn you might as well throw your PC in the trash I wish for a new PC so that my bro would leave men alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Granted but it got so much viruses and porn you might as well throw your PC in the trash I wish for a new PC so that my bro would leave men alone Granted. Now your bro loves your PC so much he never even goes near men.I wish brokenergy had caught her own typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Granted but broke also broke the 4th wall to piss you off constantly I wish my eyes found that typo first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Granted, but you left it there for comedic purposes. I wish those flying thunder-monkeys would stop pooping on my roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Granted, because when you go outside and yell at them, they become frightened and while they are flying away, they poop. Some of it lands in your mouth and you inadvertently swallow. Thenyou realize it would make a great snack so you open a kiosk at the World Cup match and sellout all your inventory, thus becoming the most wealthy person in, in...where ever the heck you live. I wish I could personally meet the person that will corrupt this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, we're both rushing off to other places and don't recognize each other. I wish that branch hadn't blocked the street this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Granted, an entire tree fell instead. On its way down, it destroyed the power lines that go to your home. When it hit the street, it ruptured the water mains that service your home. You will be without power or water until all of these issues can be resolved, which will take at least three weeks. I wish movie theaters around here would open before 10:00 AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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