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TheCalliton

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Imagine that! Who would have thought a kitty cat would get more fans in it's short 7 year lifetime than any human in centuries ever did?

 

 

Now the fans will be pouring in well wishes for the family of the deceased cat. It will get billions of fan hits!

 

I wonder if it will get more than John Lennon or Elvis. Or even Jesus Christ!!!

 

What a World!

 

RIP GRUMPY CAT!

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My last best, fur bearing allergy causing static chargeable, cat was a pure white barn cat that decided to investigate my humble abode one day with her twin brother. I caught them by sliding the glass door shut right after they sneaked in. I had some pet shampoo and gave the six week old kittens a bath.

 

Sparky and Speedy.

 

Speedy made his escape after the bath, while his sister was up on the couch enjoying the clean paw she licked. After he left I let her out. She came back. Must have liked the bath.

 

She lived almost 15 years.

 

Now I've gone and made me cry!

If I have an after life and have to repeat myself about something I forgot, I'll take better care of Sparky and won't let Speedy get away until he's accepted that I will not make him suffer any indignities until he has fathered a litter with a black female cat.

I WIN!

easy as pizza (pie

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