Morticia01 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Tippexcalibur, corrects errors in the reality... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Espada de fideos flácida (the sword that wobbles so much when you swing it, it sometimes gets twisted) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 The Calculator. This is an interesting one. It was developed by a duelling mathematician who was fed up with how the undertaker's hovered nearby, waiting to measure up the loser for a coffin. So, The Calculator works that out in advance. It also issues a bill for any damage to the bearer's clothing and sends that to the deceased's estate. Incidentally, it has a titanium edge so it's light and extremely strong. Don't believe the stuff about never needs sharpening though... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 Ginsu -- it slices, it dices, it makes julienne enemies! ...Until it starts to wear out, at which point you find it "never needs sharpening" because the metal is too brittle to properly sharpen. Why you ever thought buying a katana from Brynjolf was a good idea, you'll never know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHeadAngel Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 The Bat. A sword so dull, it's a bludgeoning weapon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted October 25 Share Posted October 25 The Unbelievably largest sword or swords. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 The Jabberwocky - it's a Vorpal sword. It's extremely useful in that you don't have to actually do anything. The sword will jabber away in nonsense until the intended victim dies of boredom (or runs away to escape the tedium). It is named for the vorpal sword in Lewis's poem for those of you who are interested in nomenclature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 Maybe I could start a new thread called, The Ridiculously LARGE Swords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niphilim222 Posted November 2 Share Posted November 2 This sword has been driving me nuts, hes life aware and joined a cooking class and refuses to cut people anymore, please help.. Self aware sword the cruellest joke of them all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScytheBearer Posted November 2 Share Posted November 2 I found a burble blade. When standing in water, when swimming or even when sitting is a shallow pool, holing this sword aloft will make bubbles appear behind the wielder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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