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OK. Press Menu, then Function, go through the RGB menu, enter the supermax paradox menu and turn H.E.M. off. Oh wait, thats for a Hi-Def TV's killing people....

 

Right, call customer service and ask them. Or for a quicker solution, shove it back in through the monitor & turn it off.

 

 

My 3D modelling HDD just wiped itself :verymad: :verymad: :verymad: :verymad: :verymad: (That is true BTW)

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If you mean wipe as in self cleaning, then congratulate it on it's self suficient nature. If it just erased itself, grab it firmly by the casing and hurl it out a high window. Prefferably into traffic.

 

A very wise man once said "never trust a computer you cant throw out the window"

 

*not a true story this one, from now on, fun ones only*

 

Unfortunately, I took a bunch of Atari Jaguars(thousands of the filthy things on Ebay, no one wants 'em) and l conglomerated them into a trillion GHZ 188 core red and black hunk of pure fail. But with 188 puny cores, fore a total of about one GHZ, it developed sentience and went beserk.

 

How do I rid the world of this abomination, seeing as it's huge size renders it immune to all the main ways to kill a computer product(Red Bull through the dvd drive, Kitchen sink drowning, Hot patch of sun incineration, Being stomped on, Young children, And my favorite, being thrown out of a ninth story window.)

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Throw out window, check. Go into neighbours window, check. Time to leave...

 

Now, as for your problem, find your hi-def monitor.

Press Menu, then Function, go through the RGB menu, enter the supermax paradox menu and turn C.E.M. on (Crap Eradication Mode)

 

Should get something looking like this, only with a computer monitor and a rocket launcher.

http://brasstard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tv-guns.jpg

 

 

I went Base jumping and my parachute fell off.....

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That's easy, yell instead. Whistling's only purposes are to draw attention unto ones self and to pass time, yelling does both but a little bit better.

 

My head is itchy but Im wearing a helmet, how do I scratch it without either removing my helmet, or doing greivous bodily harm to all involved?

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OK here's what you do you get a few of your friends and have them hit you with baseball bat's you well "go to sleep" :devil:

 

The government has busted down my door and has me and my conspiracy theorist on loopy drugs to make us work for them

how do we get free the crazier the better

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OK here's what you do you get a few of your friends and have them hit you with baseball bat's you well "go to sleep" :devil:

 

The government has busted down my door and has me and my conspiracy theorist on loopy drugs to make us work for them

how do we get free the crazier the better

 

Simple.

 

Build up an immunity to drugs, inject them into their bloodstream, and watch as the travesty unfolds. :teehee:

 

Oh no! My monkey has invaded my bedroom and is attacking me with a lawnmower.

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