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Look straight back at them and say something crazy, that normaly freaks em out.

 

My now former friend tried to play halo by sticking it in my PS2, and when it wouldnt run he went crazy and kicked it, how to kill him?

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Look straight back at them and say something crazy, that normaly freaks em out.

 

My now former friend tried to play halo by sticking it in my PS2, and when it wouldnt run he went crazy and kicked it, how to kill him?

 

Chainsaw impalement.

 

My car has combusted while freefalling down a mountain.

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I always laugh in disdain when hollywood portrays giant spider bosses, the bigger tha spider, the more easy to kill. In actualy fact a giant spider would be an ambush predator or a corpse. Their carapace would have to be as good as bulletproof or they'd be sore vulnerable to the sorts of cuts and scrapes large animals get they'd be dead in minutes. Because once a spider starts bleeding, they will continue to bleed until some outside factor stops the bloodflow from the wound0unlike humans, they have no clotting agent in their blood to save them. even a tiny cut can kill, that's why im always so gentle with them.

 

See the rear half of the shell, between the back legs? now, take up a bat, brick, or something very heavy, and hit the spider on the centreline of the abdominal carapace. This will split the carapace open, giving you a chance to knife it in the fibromuscular organ you'll see direcly below the shell layer. That's the heart, even the slightest prick to it should be lehtal within a few minutes.

 

Afterall, spider blood doesnt clot, so any major, fast bleeding cut will kill it very rapidly, they cant come back from a direct arterial wound.

 

And spider daedra are just ridiculous, all the vulnerable areas of a human and a spider, with none of the strengths of either. No ability to use those hands, no chels, no venom sacs, no spinnerets, and no book lungs(thus no water breathing)

 

Oh dear, one of the Tarantulas I was looking after turned out to be pregnant, now I've got a timebomb sitting it the cage, an eggsac with 200+ spiderlings in it, and a huge and very angry tarantula, who isnt even my pet spider, trying to kill me every time I try and put her and the eggsac back in her carrying container How do I extract them without losing my hand, or killing the spider and losing my pay?

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Completely true but very fun:

 

I followed a recipe I found on funnyJunk of all places, and thus created a Bounty Bar the size of a large brick.

 

It's fate is obvious, feed it to me mates!, but their car got stuck in the murderous Melbourne highway traffic, and they'll be half an hour late.

 

The Mega-bounty is sitting on the table, reeking the sweet scent of coconut, and I've got to wait half an hour before biting, ARGH!

 

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1015768/how+to+make+a+giant+bounty/ <=== MEGA BOUNTY!

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