Keanumoreira Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 take off your helmet and throw it at the grunt that hit you with it I have been shot with a shotgun how do I liveno doctors for mile and miles Pray... My dog attacked the mailman and is threatening to sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 No, the mailman mistaken your dog for some other similar looking.I'm late to work, and my car broke down, what do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 No, the mailman mistaken your dog for some other similar looking.I'm late to work, and my car broke down, what do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 That dog can't afford a lawyer to sue you! It's a bluff. Flap your arms really hard, you'll fly eventually. My screen is slowly turning into oatmeal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satanslilhelper Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Get a cybernetic implant that allows you to "see" what would be on the screen, without the screen. Then have breakfast! My fingers are worn away to stumps, how can I carry on typing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genzel Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/Strong_Bad.pngHe seems to do fine typing with boxing gloves on. I just ate food that was spicy enough to have done the damage seen in Fallout 3, how do I cool off my mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/Strong_Bad.pngHe seems to do fine typing with boxing gloves on. I just ate food that was spicy enough to have done the damage seen in Fallout 3, how do I cool off my mouth? Lots of liquid hydrogen...brrr... Someone is chasing me with scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNinja13 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Allow the attacker to get closer to you (not quite in reach), then suddenly stop your forward motion rocking in the direction you were running. Quickly shift your momentum back at your attacker stomping either the groin or the tops of the legs - either of which will break them and prevent further pursuit (seven years of martial training and advanced knowledge of human anatomy - trust me here). My house is buried uder snow and the electricity is out - how do I escape/survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Set it on fire. That'll melt it out. People keep posting before I can! It makes me look stupid and my response wasted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 Set it on fire. That'll melt it out. People keep posting before I can! It makes me look stupid and my response wasted! Hack their computer. A giant nest of wasps have just crashed through my kitchen window. And they are not happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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