notmyhome Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 When a Jehova's Witness tries to hand you a pamphlet and you say "Sorry, I worship Talos" (yes, I actually did this once). I'm a little afraid of what would have happened to the poor sap if were a Warhammer fan instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sralkyrv Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 ........ you try to fast travel through your navigationsystem. ........ you keep bying arrows by your local mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dayglo98 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 When you go into your basement you try to press Shift+F12 because it's too dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saurusmaximus Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 When a Jehova's Witness tries to hand you a pamphlet and you say "Sorry, I worship Talos" (yes, I actually did this once). I'm a little afraid of what would have happened to the poor sap if were a Warhammer fan instead... LOL, she was an old lady, I would have restrained myself. The look on her face was reward enough, I think she knew I was having her on, but she wasn't sure how. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saurusmaximus Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I had another real life one yesterday: I was in a conversation with a co-worker, and instead of protesting with a "Oh, God no!", I said "Oh, Gods no!" :ohmy: . Which led me to the thought that maybe it's time for a new hobby.... Which leads me to another one: When you try to play a different video game, but give up because "this interface isn't the way Skyrim does it!". My life is sad :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autumnsky38 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 When you see a painting and it looks like a mod you want, so you touch it, waiting for it to download. : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyacathusarullistad Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 When you have 3530 hours of play recorded in Steam, which doesn't include time in the Creation Kit (430 hours) or time spent browsing the Nexus and its forums (God only knows how many hours). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Garon Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 When the host offered me a mead at his Christmas party, and I thought of asking him for juniper berries in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShayVizla Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 When you just can't stop downloading mods for skyrim pc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morogoth35 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 You pick up every ingredient you find in your house and outside and eat them to get a sample of them! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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