Corrupt a Wish(game)

[billyro]

Granted, you now know who they are. I hope this knowledge serves you well... :P

 

 

I wish I would stop sneezing.

[brokenergy]

Granted but your nose itched so hard that you drove yourself insane

 

I wish more people would make stupid wishes

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. They're so stupid and nonsensical that you can't corrupt them.

 

I wish I had a dollar for every post in these forums.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but you can't spend them because they're all so obviously fake that even a blind, mentally deficient monkey knows better than to take them.

 

I wish I knew why the letter S was included in the word Lisp.

[brokenergy]

Granted, it's because sometimes people spit on you

 

I wish for a giant teacup to drink tea

[YoungSinatra]

Granted, but the cup is so large you could not lift it not climb it (height unknown to man).

 

I wish I could pause/play time (as in pause/play all life, not just the clock).

[MalachiDelacot]

Wish granted, however, the pause time is in nano-seconds.

I wish I could pee off every major national monument in the world.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. You get ticketed for public urination every time.

 

I wish I wasn't drawing a blank right now.

[YoungSinatra]

Granted. You drew a circle instead.

 

I wish that stupid people would cease breeding.

[brokenergy]

Granted, but all the smart people became stupid

 

I wish my sister would be nicer to me