The last poster wins

[niphilim222]

Welcome new comer, we are here to take somethen special for ya, ha ha ha ha..

[Deleted54170User]

I didn't want to win. I just wanted to grin. Put on an act like I lost the fight, fell to the ground, and said the lines of a dying bad guy, or maybe I was a sheriff that got shot. I would twist and contort my body so I looked hurt, and fall to the ground, writhing around.

 

Then I would let out my last breath for twenty minutes to break the record of the longest death scene in the movies. Dead Pool 2.

[niphilim222]

Yo was up ya Pagafyr, i here ya loud and clear.. So a night owl these days, no job to get in the way i have a boring ways of life now, while being paid as well.

[Deleted54170User]

I went to an address to address the recent events. I walked toward a very old log cabin that a hundred or more people could meet in. As I neared the meeting lodge of the Bloodmoon Clan bottom step to the stairs the illusion of it being an ancient and new find for my archaeological thinking a door bell rang inside. I looked around and found a magic eye. I had walked between it''s beam and it rang the bell.

 

I walked to the door expecting someone to be there opening the door. Instead I heard sounds off to the right of me. I walked to the porches end in the direction they came from. People were all out for their morning strolls romaing around into spaces where different activities were. As I pondered whether I was ready for retirement in a place like that I woke up.

 

It's me :excl:

I Win^!

It's as easy as pizza (pie)

[JimmyRJump]

I never had a boring job. Just jobs that bored me.

[Mktavish]

 

It's not

Jonathan Winters,

It's not Robin Williams,

It's me :excl:

 

 

Some funny movie ... " Your Not Dead Yet "

" Oh yes I am"

" No really I think you just took a breath"

"Oh come on , Im not really Talking"

" Please Please , don't throw your self out"

"Ahh I'll just take a lump on the head"

:excl: .......... zzzzzzzz Into Dream World :sleep:

[niphilim222]

Hello last poster wins service call, Hi i would like to report a problem, nobody is winning. Yes our service representative will be on the way. Just hang in there, Okay things are getting out of hand, hangs up.

Edited April 16, 2020 by niphilim222

[Mktavish]

Oh come one niph , maybe a bit macabre.

And maybe I better explain.

 

It is an inverse dialogue of Monty Python ... Bring out ya Dead !

 

Which the regular dialogue starts with ... " I'm not Dead yet "

Course I might of made a few bits up there , like dressing a witch up with a carrot on her nose and such. But as long as she floats like wood , all is good eh ?

[JimmyRJump]

Everybody wins. Temporarily, until the next last poster posts. I just wonder when the Last Poster Committee is gonna run out of prizes.

[niphilim222]

Hello service call, sorry things are back to normal sort of. Okay we'll cancel the service mans access, thank you.. Hangs up..