Keanumoreira Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Eat some Icecream...That solves everything. Aliens have invaded my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 In times like these you need Space Marines, aint no soldier more badass or qualified to kill aliens. So grab a bolter, aim for the head, and "fear no xeno!" My toaster broke and my friend drank the last coffee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 In times like these you need Space Marines, aint no soldier more badass or qualified to kill aliens. So grab a bolter, aim for the head, and "fear no xeno!" My toaster broke and my friend drank the last coffee! Go canablistic, that's the last time he'll steal your coffee...literally... :unsure: A vampire has entered my house, and there is no sunlight, silver, or garlic to be found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Show him a Twilight book. He'll be overcome with grief at how the modern world thinks of him. I've fallen out of an exploding airplane! It's still exploding, actually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Use the emergency life boat I'm seeing double! What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Shoot one of them with a large calibre revolver, if it bleeds, ignore them both, if it asks you what in blazes you are doing, you know which is the right one. Blasted bloody hell, there is a traffic jam and Im 44 minutes late already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Do you really want my help Vindekarr? Fine. Rolling in..... http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00241/ed_imgSNN0435A_241877a.jpg My bike is on fire. And I'm still riding it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 My bike is on fire. And I'm still riding it.... Yes, but you were in -50 Celcius, so it warmed you up. I wish we terraformed Mars already, c'mon where's space travel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 My bike is on fire. And I'm still riding it.... Yes, but you were in -50 Celcius, so it warmed you up. I wish we terraformed Mars already, c'mon where's space travel? Then buy an entire lifetime supply of gardening equipment. :laugh: The moon is hurdling towards the Earth, but I want to live and I can't leave the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satanslilhelper Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Get ready with the crackers and pickle. It's made of cheese you know! I've swallowed a wasp! What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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