The_Vyper Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Gratned. Now eveyrbdoy maks ytpos evrye teim thye typ adn noboyd can undertsand anybdoy. I wish I could go on vacation from both jobs at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungSinatra Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. You quit both jobs. I wish that radio stations didn't always (seemingly) have to play mainstream crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. They start playing some justly-obscure crap occasionally. I wish the weather would cool off just a teeny bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 It does cool off a teeny bit, a teeny 0.0001 degrees :) i wish i could eat indian food every day without the worry of weight gain or heartburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted but you felt sick from eating it I wish for something to pass my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted. You sit around bored all day. Time passes slowly, but it does pass. I wish I could eat bean burritos without getting gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted, you get spontaneous explosive diarrhea instead. It ruins your pants, whatever is behind you, whatever you're sitting on (if anything), and your social life. I wish I could visit a universe where there are six dimensions of space and four dimensions of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungSinatra Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted. But there is no sustainable life there, and you die immediately after from the vacuum of space. I wish I could read peoples thoughts/minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. You can read their minds, but the text is in dyslexic Binary... I wish that those that read the above statement get the bad play on words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you get banned for it. I wish they'd make a good Godzilla VS. Gamera movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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