brokenergy Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 The Purple Pristine Perfectly Penetrating Prong of Perseus the Powerful That already exists, it's in Saints Row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 The Purple Pristine Perfectly Penetrating Prong of Perseus the Powerful That already exists, it's in Saints Row Um...is that a joke? I never played it...if not, helluva coincidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) The Purple Pristine Perfectly Penetrating Prong of Perseus the Powerful That already exists, it's in Saints Row Um...is that a joke? I never played it...if not, helluva coincidence It's a purple d**** melee weapon called the penetrator and it is exactly what you just decribed Edited June 25, 2014 by brokenergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 "The point" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) Hmm, odd sword names, eh? Let's see what I can come up with. Fishy Stick (Well, you could use it for fishing. If you really wanted to.) Vampyr (Hey, it draws blood, right?) Fluffy (Because why not?) The Blade of Mess You Up (And it'll mess you up really bad.) Attitude Adjuster (See if anyone cops a 'tude once you pull this baby out.) Face Cleanser (It has an edge so keen, it'll cleanse your face right off of your head.) Semantic Slayer (It won't 'kill' you, but it'll 'un-alive' you real quick.) Intestinal Explorer (Now we'll find out what you had for lunch yesterday.) Thunder Cake (Hint: the 'cake' is a lie.) Expedient Barber (Why take a little off the top when you can take the whole top in one swipe?) Polka Mace (Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read-a-my Polka Mace.) Bad Axe (Because swords don't do well when used as axes.) Edited June 30, 2014 by The_Vyper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 The amazing pieburger of pie deliverance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) The 1,000 Bladed Wonder Thruster Cutter Stabber Thingy The Slippery Handled Foot Stabber The Wondrous Blunt Be Shattered Suicider The Bladeless Wonder The Rubbery Wobbling Amazer The Astounding Big Long Cutty Thing The Astonishing Big Long Stabby Thing The Hard Metal Manhood The Glorious Giant Toothpick Edited August 17, 2014 by Maharg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Sam or eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The-sword-that-kills-so-badly-none-can-resurrect-you-except-Chuck-Norris Hope it's not too long.^^ :teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerevarII Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Penetratus of Enormous Staturis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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