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The Purple Pristine Perfectly Penetrating Prong of Perseus the Powerful

 

That already exists, it's in Saints Row

 

Um...is that a joke? I never played it...if not, helluva coincidence

 

 

It's a purple d**** melee weapon called the penetrator and it is exactly what you just decribed

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Hmm, odd sword names, eh? Let's see what I can come up with.

 

Fishy Stick (Well, you could use it for fishing. If you really wanted to.)

 

Vampyr (Hey, it draws blood, right?)

 

Fluffy (Because why not?)

 

The Blade of Mess You Up (And it'll mess you up really bad.)

 

Attitude Adjuster (See if anyone cops a 'tude once you pull this baby out.)

 

Face Cleanser (It has an edge so keen, it'll cleanse your face right off of your head.)

 

Semantic Slayer (It won't 'kill' you, but it'll 'un-alive' you real quick.)

 

Intestinal Explorer (Now we'll find out what you had for lunch yesterday.)

 

Thunder Cake (Hint: the 'cake' is a lie.)

 

Expedient Barber (Why take a little off the top when you can take the whole top in one swipe?)

 

Polka Mace (Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read-a-my Polka Mace.)

 

Bad Axe (Because swords don't do well when used as axes.)

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The 1,000 Bladed Wonder Thruster Cutter Stabber Thingy

 

The Slippery Handled Foot Stabber

 

The Wondrous Blunt Be Shattered Suicider

 

The Bladeless Wonder

 

The Rubbery Wobbling Amazer

 

The Astounding Big Long Cutty Thing

 

The Astonishing Big Long Stabby Thing

 

The Hard Metal Manhood

 

The Glorious Giant Toothpick

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