lowenp Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 (edited) Name: DerpGender: MaleRace: ImperialStarsign: Atronach (WUT)Class: AgentHomes: Under a helmet.Favourite Land: Under a helmet.Best Friend: Anyone without Invisibility spell.Worst Enemy: Anyone with Invisibility spell.Combat Preference: Be Invisible, and run from everything that can be seen.Combat Style: Coward.Greatest Fear: Invisible enemies.Greatest Want: A giant helmet.Physique: Weak as hell.Level: 1Joined Guilds/Factions: The Best Defense.Enemy Guilds/Factions: The Mage guild that practices Illusion.Childhood: Derp was a Dwemer test tube baby, and was rapidly aged synthetically and then animated as soon as he reached -1000. Needless to say, something was wrong with him.Teenage: See above.Prefered Food: Invisibility potions.Disliked Food: Poisoned apples.Favourite Arrow Type: Rusty iron helmet.Favourite Blade Type: Invisibility potion.Spells: Flee.Friendly Races: Mudcrabs.Neutral Races: Rats.Hostile Races: Invisible enemies.Favourite City/Town: The Imperial one where nobody is Invisible.Least Favourite City/Town: That one that's on fire and has a lot of Invisible Daedra.Favourite Daedra: All of them that can't turn Invisible.Least Favourite Daedra: All of them that can turn Invisible.Favourite Divine: None; they all bully him.Least Favourite Divine: Akatosh and Sheogorath, both of whom bully him.Main Weakness: Invisible enemies.Main Strength: Being Invisible and running away.Goal in Life: To be Invisible, forever.Why he was sent to jail: Public facial exposure. Edited January 13, 2011 by lowenp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majikmonkee Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Wow! Words fail! That post however does not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfhowl88 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Derp should go find Ancotar and steal his secrets. Maybe a nice giant helmet enchanted with Detect Life could help him out with getting over his fear of invisible people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majikmonkee Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Is Derf holding a rifle by the barrel? Uhhhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoriaG Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Name: EvaGender: FemaleRace: Custom Gothic BretonStarsign: The MageClass: Sorceress Homes: No fixed abode.Favorite Land: Whatever looks prettiest, currently NehrimBest Friend: Wolves and DragonsWorst Enemy: Anything that annoys herCombat Preference: Magic/BowCombat Style: RangedGreatest Want: More Clothes/ShoesPhysique: Elegant http://www.witchqueensia.com/gallery/d/41308-1/Screenshot6372.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marharth Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) holy s*** I was reading through this topic and remembered how high I was when I wrote this. Delete this entire story. Edited October 22, 2011 by marharth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majikmonkee Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I did the stat sheets for all three of these characters below, but I can't find them now, so I'm forgoing that part... Filthy Farquer is Glarthir's half brother. Where Glarthir is paranoid and a bit crazy, Farquer is a complete nutjob, and makes Glarthir look like the Mage's Guild Archmage by comparison. Farquer has spent almost his entire life in prison for one crime or another, ranging from pocketing things that are not his in broad daylight to destruction of property (he is deathly afraid of horses, and will destroy them on sight), to the occasional assault or even murder (usually, the murders and assaults result from him mistaking citizens of Tamriel for various creatures he's afraid of). After following Baurus and the Emperor out of the Imperial prison, Farquer mistook the Emperor for a mudcrab when Baurus left them to fight the Mythic Dawn, and killed him (I know this isn't possible in the game, but I've retconned it). Having discovered the mudcrab was in posession of the Amulet of Kings, Farquer saw this as a gift from the gods, and realized this had to mean he was the new Emperor of Tamriel. As Emperor, he believes it is his right to do as he pleases, and fights a neverending battle against those citizens (and animals) who refuse to accept his leadership. Pictured below are Farquer, weilding his club (he carries only a club, pants, and lockpicks), and his partner, Rotten Ramon...http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/majikmonkee1975/ScreenShot0.jpg Here we have Corrine Copperfield, a Breton vampire, thief, and assassin. Originally from a wealthy family in Cyrodiil, Corrine's father was a politician who was exposed as corrupt, and took his own life rather than live with the shame. Corrine's mother followed his example shortly after, leaving her an orphan with a penchant for thievery. As a young woman, she was eventually taken in as a maid at the Tiber Septim Motel, but was thrown in jail after stealing one too many times from guests and the motel itself (she never did get over her desire to have nice things). Upon being freed, Corrine began a life as a professional thief. After killing a bandit before she was seen and getting Lucien Lachance's dark invitation to the brotherhood, she finally joined out of curiosity, and has since become not only an efficient assassin, but a vampire as well. She fled the Dark Brotherhood after getting sealed orders from Lucien Lachance, about which she had a dreadful premonition... :ninja: http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/majikmonkee1975/ScreenShot0-1.jpg Here's Christian Marquardt. He's a Breton warrior with a penchant for sneaking, although at high levels the need for sneakiness has really diminished. He was the original captain of the ship on the Imperial Waterfront, before the crew mutinied during an especially difficult voyage, and he was set adrift in a small dingy. He eventually washed ashore in Cyrodiil, where he was arrested as a known pirate, and thrown in jail. He's basically done everything vanilla and its plug-ins have to offer, as well as conquering a host of different mods. He also has the ability to become a werewolf at will and blows off steam fighting monsters claw to claw. While morally ambiguous at times, he is, overall, a primarily good character.http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/majikmonkee1975/ScreenShot2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pajkee Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Name: Chicken of the godsGender: MaleRace: ArgonianStarsign: WarriorClass: AssasinHomes: WaterfrontFavourite Land: The Jerral mountains, Elsweyr Best Friend: Adoring Fan... lololo and S'KrivvaWorst Enemy: Adamus PhilidaCombat Preference: ?????Combat Style: Head on >OGreatest Fear: Greatest Want:Physique:Level: 15Joined Guilds/Factions: He rides alone...Enemy Guilds/Factions: NoneChildhood: The last thing he remembers, was playing catch with S'Krivva... he was in a coma until the age of 23, he got in business with some gang, then was framed for murder, from there sent to prison.Teenage: -BLANK-Prefered Food: BreadDisliked Food: -BLANK-Favourite Arrow Type: PoisonFavourite Blade Type: Life DrainSpells: DefenciveFriendly Races: Khajit, ImperialNeutral Races: ArgonianHostile Races: Orc, BretonFavourite City/Town: Imperial CityLeast Favourite City/Town: BrumaFavourite Daedra: Sheogorath >:3Least Favourite Daedra: Mehrunes Dagon I guessFavourite Divine: AKATOSHLeast Favourite Divine: MaraMain Weakness: I would say, ranged combatMain Strength: Close combatGoal in Life: To die happy (lolol)Why he was sent to jail: Frame of murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elricshan Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Name: ArcosiaGender: womanRace: Imperial VampireStarsign: The wariorClass: CrimsonHomes: Nosferatus Haven (made it myself)Favourite Land: where there is supplys and travel havensBest Friend: dont have one. she had but unfortunately she had to kill him when he tried to betray herWorst Enemy: Vampire huntersCombat Preference: blast the enemy to oblivion whit a spell before she uses the blade or the mouthCombat Style: blast the enemy to oblivion whit a spell before she uses the blade or the mouthGreatest Fear: The sunGreatest Want: Blood and battles or being alone in the Nosferatus havenPhysique: slim but strong and firmLevel: 25Joined Guilds/Factions: DB, vampire factions and moreEnemy Guilds/Factions: Vampire hunter factionsChildhood: She was given to the Nosferatu as a tribut of gratitude (or just simply taken)Teenage: She was made a vampire in the age of 17 but whit help from her maker and som spells she did grown but when she was 20 she stoped aging. after that she do whatever her maker want her to du.Prefered Food: blood as she cant eat normal food without being sick.Disliked Food: normal foodFavourite Arrow Type: cant use a bow so she have never cared to find outFavourite Blade Type: sharp ones to slice the enemy beter Spells: almost every one but most the ones that makes damageFriendly Races: Vampires and undead as she dont trust the "living pepole" as she calls the normal racesNeutral Races: most of the normale ones as long as they dont find out she is a vampireHostile Races: orcs she dont even wana drink from them. the daedra she likes the taste of deadra blood...Favourite City/Town: Anvil, skingrad or imperial cityLeast Favourite City/Town: any other townFavourite Daedra: sanguinLeast Favourite Daedra: diabela Favourite Divine: dont belive in themLeast Favourite Divine: dont belive in themMain Weakness: sunMain Strength: blood, blade and magicGoal in Life: serve the master and the maker whit her lifeWhy she was sent to jail: imperial guards dont like to be feed upon so they wanted to humiliate her before they killed her and therefore she was in a closed of cell when some blades and a old man came... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naktis Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) lowenp: Hahahaha rofl your character made my day. :laugh: VictoriaG: I knew that Eva was a Gothic Breton! :biggrin: Also since I started posting screenshots again I guess I'm going to tell you guys about all my characters if that's okay with everyone of course. :turned: Name: NeithGender: FemaleRace: 'n DywyllStarsign: The WarriorClass: WarriorHomes: None for now. Favourite Land: CyrodiilBest Friend: NoneWorst Enemy: Evil peopleCombat Preference: MeleeCombat Style: SwordsGreatest Fear: NoneGreatest Want: To right her wrongs.Physique: Uh... slender...Level: 49Joined Guilds/Factions: NoneEnemy Guilds/Factions: The Dark Brotherhood.Childhood: Her parents were killed and friendly drow scout took her with him to the Underdark.Teenage: Was training with drow soldiers.Prefered Food: Se's not picky about food so everything that won't poison her.Disliked Food: Everything that would poison her.Favourite Arrow Type: She doesn't use bows.Favourite Blade Type: One handed swords.Spells: She doesn't use spells.Friendly Races: NoneNeutral Races: NoneHostile Races: None.Favourite City/Town: CheydinhallLeast Favourite City/Town: NoneFavourite Daedra: NoneLeast Favourite Daedra: NoneFavourite Divine: NoneLeast Favourite Divine: NoneMain Weakness: Doesn't use shieldsMain Strength: Her strengthGoal in Life: To gain redemptionWhy he was sent to jail: She wasn't. http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1943694-1296054451.jpg Edited January 26, 2011 by Naktis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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